Out of the Mouths of Babes….

CB104574When you first have a baby you long for the day they can talk. Then, as soon as they can you realise a) they never stop and b) there is now a very strong possibility they will embarass you in public by saying something toe-curlingly un-PC about someone’s size, gender, appearance or smell!

But the flipside of this ever present danger, is that every now and then they come out with nuggets of pure brilliance – little sayings that stop you in your tracks, make you marvel at the way their minds work and maybe even force you to look at the world in a new way. And sometimes they just say something that is SO random that all it does is make you laugh and laugh and laugh….

Take my 3 year old, for example. A week or so ago I was compelled to Tweet about something she had just said to me. She was running round and round the garden and suddenly shouted “Mummy, mummy, I’m faster than a PEANUT!” Excited as she was at the revelation, I couldn’t quite bring myself to burst her bubble and tell her that, in fact, MOST things are!

So, as it’s Monday, it’s muggy and we could all do with a giggle, please leave a comment and share any of your children’s finest moments – from the profound to the obscure, we’d love to hear your children’s classic quotes!

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  1. Savoo says:

    When I took my eldest into the ladies as a toddler, someone rather urgently entered the next stall and started peeing, at which stage my 3-year-old said very loudly ‘Mummy, why is that person having a shower!’ Don’t you just love ‘em?

  2. Dancinfairy says:

    I took my nephew to the ladies in some public toilets while on holiday in Padstow. Whilst sharing a cubicle with him in the very busy toilets he asked me very loudly “Aunty Kelly WHY don’t you have a penis?”

    The whole toilet went quiet awaiting my reply!

  3. Emma says:

    well this one was from Mari last week she wanted to get some sweet in an old fashioned sweet shop.

    Shopkeeper to Mari :’ hello what sweet would you like?’

    Mari ‘minty mouths please ‘
    (I say mint imperials please )

    Shopkeeper to Mari: how much would you like ?

    Mari ‘ten thousand pound please !!’

    Shop keeper grinning looks to me i grin back and say 50 pence please

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